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To begin, I just want to question the entire community for insta-earth.

WHY DO A LLLLLLLLLL FAMOUS PEOPLE LOOK THE SAME?????

Have u ever seen a cartoon sketch of a really, really, exaggerated, superlative-degree version of a famous person like Donald Trump, Messi, Modi Ji etc…? You look at it once and immediately know who it is. Sometimes it’s so exaggerated, so badly drawn, but your brain still gets it.

Sometimes, you look @ someone in real life and you randomly ponder over the fact that in the next 10 years this person is becoming famous. You don’t know why but you just know! Like take Ice Spice, she had normal hair @ one point. Normal enough.

What’s actually happening here is not aesthetic coincidence but pattern selection. Fame doesn’t operate randomly, it filters faces through random things like repetition, recall, recognisability.

This is why exaggeration works so well on famous faces cuz distortion doesn’t break recognition, it strengthens it, makes better news!

But according to my statistical skills, better than economic times of Viksit Bharat, now Ice Spice can be drawn even by my M.F. Hussain skills. Just a big bubble of light orange colour. Orange as orange can be. Orange as BJP. And as big as Pakistan’s $417 billion GDP.

[inserts a try-hard political joke here]

And that’s literally enough.

So the real question right now is: do famous people actually change their face structure and aesthetics, or is it also like Bombay gets BJP mayor after 4 decades.

Are they just born with green hair like that of Billie Eilish? Because why are they so drawable!

This is some batshit mulling which needs to be done by somebody like Cesare Lombroso.

And TBH, if this is what fame does to faces, I think I need a plastic surgeon before I become a billionaire.