by ad_maatr5crux | Jan 3, 2026 | college, essay, maatr5crux, sarcasm, statusquo, Uncategorized
my goal before coming to college was being this taciturn person, who doesn’t speak in class but is this one genius, who has read all these, like literally all these books from the library, every single one of them. but i got lucky, phew, now all i do is figure out my...
by ad_maatr5crux | Jan 3, 2026 | doctors, essay, indian humour, maatr5crux, sarcasm, Uncategorized
The Great Indian Cavity Crisis Indian teeth vs. foreign teeth , one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of our time. A weird analogy? Maybe. But hear me out. My uncles and aunts in the USA have the kind of teeth that could blind you under direct sunlight like they have...
by ad_maatr5crux | Jan 3, 2026 | essay, indian humour, maatr5crux, music, political, sarcasm
Why Every Playlist is Political Life is about bad contracts. And music? The loudest one. Think about national anthems. They’re basically compulsory ringtones for nationalism. Jana Gana Mana, The Star-Spangled Banner, God Save the King you don’t just sing them, you...
by ad_maatr5crux | Jan 3, 2026 | blue lays, essay, indian humour, maatr5crux
there, i said it. and honestly, i can’t remember the last time a blue lays packet wasn’t somewhere in my room, sometimes crumpled, sometimes intact, sometimes functioning as a meal replacement and sometimes as emotional scaffolding. i’ve eaten it at ten, at seventeen,...